cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via hotboyproblems)

shouldnt:

even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian

(via hate)

communistbakery:

zinzulation:

urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”

no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog

(via magicul)

plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

(Source: thelifeof-moa, via contort)